Broken Hollywood
Albums
Sorry We Suck (2024)
Time To Offend Everyone (2025)
Well so we were this group of 10 people that liked playing instruments and experimenting with our musical software. And this asshole from Hawley, Texas named Kai Lacrosse said hey why don't y'all make an album and I can manage your soundclick page. We said sure because we were all coked out of our minds at the time. Kai was the only sober one. And now here our music page is and we're wishing we would have beaten Kai's ass leaving Kai dead on the side of the road with a dragon dildo in his ass. Oh that's just a joke for legal reasons.
All our music is copyright courtesy of Cassiel Music INC
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Well so we were this group of 10 people that liked playing instruments and experimenting with our musical software. And this asshole from Hawley, Texas named Kai Lacrosse said hey why don't y'all make an album and I can manage your soundclick page. We said sure because we were all coked out of our minds at the time. Kai was the only sober one. And now here our music page is and we're wishing we would have beaten Kai's ass leaving Kai dead on the side of the road with a dragon dildo in his ass. Oh that's just a joke for legal reasons.
band members
Joseph Browne
Aj Lawrence
Becky Lawrence
Lorraine Moore
Edward Gonzales
Kenneth Peterson
Lacey Heat
Michael Heat
Tracey Moore
Ashlyn Brooks
sometimes people who write our music
Kai Lacrosse
Tonya Kitsune
Doktor Anarchy
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Well this one time we did in a cornfield in Kansas and the farmer chased us with pitchforks and we ended up in jail at the time. Except for Becky and Lorraine. They sucked the sheriff's dick to get us all out of jail. Thanks Becky and Lorraine. We're sorry that you got herpes from that.
Your musical influences
Drugs tons of drugs. For legal reasons that's a joke.
What equipment do you use?
Our instruments and music software that we were sold by a crackhead behind Walmart. We sold him some sugar and told him it was crack.
Anything else?
Yeah we are probably cancelled from this site. Good thing soundclick is anonymous... Wait it's not. Well time to search for another job. Hey Becky how much is to be on Onlyfans
